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Confederacy of Dunces, Any Dortmunder novel, How To Kill Annoying Peop...more

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I write comic novels, lots of them. Thousands buy them. I buy liquor with the proceeds and write more novels. I don't care if you read them. I don't care if you like them. I care about your money and its positive affect on my liquor supply. Beyond that I don't care. I'm also large, drunk, and heavily armed. Buy my novels, then go away.

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It’s Devlin Abnormal Investigations Case File: The Undescended Testicle coming soon!

In Devlin’s exciting 7th adventure, he finds himself, of all things, happy. He’s got his island. It’s been a month since anything tried to kill him. The grand scientific experiment to reproduce Jimmy’s moonshine is underway, and all is right with the world.

Except, a month prior he killed the Mass Transitor whose death put an immediate end to 95% of the entire Universe’s illicit shipping. Unders...

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Books by Greg Crites

Average rating: 4.48 · 231 ratings · 33 reviews · 15 distinct works

	Dunkin the Vampire Slayer: Something Porcine This Way Comes 4.47 avg rating — 49 ratings — published 2006 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Crusade 4.32 avg rating — 38 ratings — published 2008 — 3 editions	My rating:
	DUNKIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 2, Death Rides a Pale, Pink, Porcine Horse 4.54 avg rating — 39 ratings — published 2007 — 4 editions	My rating:
	Devlin, Abnormal Investigations - Case File: THE HELL HERMIT 4.53 avg rating — 32 ratings — 3 editions	My rating:
	Dunkin the Vampire Slayer 3 It Aint Over Til the Fat Man Stings 4.67 avg rating — 12 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Hard Boiled Headline 4.08 avg rating — 12 ratings — published 2007 — 2 editions	My rating:
	No, You Can't Have It 4.60 avg rating — 10 ratings — published 2007 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Bluetooth Bayou 4.62 avg rating — 8 ratings — 3 editions	My rating:
	The Boy With the Pale Skin 4.80 avg rating — 5 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions	My rating:
	Devlin Abnormal Investigations Case File: Cleft Behind 4.83 avg rating — 6 ratings — published 2010 — 2 editions	My rating:

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Greg Crites wrote a new blog post: It’s Devlin Abnormal Investigations Case File: The Undescended Testicle coming soon! It’s Devlin Abnormal Investigations Case File: The Undescended Testicle coming soon! In Devlin’s exciting 7th adventure, he finds himself, of all things, happy. He’s got his island. It’s been a month since anything tried to kill him... read more »
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Greg Crites gave to: Jed the Dead by Alan Dean Foster	My rating:
One of the best books I've read. Likeable protagonist who you'd allow your daughter to marry... because the guy is just, simply, a decent, loyal human being. Excellent plotting. Really, it rarely gets any better than this for a reader who likes good...more
May 14, 2012 06:33pm · see review
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Greg Crites gave to: Dawn of War (Blood War, #1) by Tim Marquitz (Goodreads Author)	My rating:
Well done. Waiting for the next installment. Lot of characters, all of them likable and fleshed out. I don't read in this genre often, but I enjoyed this story enough to wish the author 'fair winds and following seas' on the journey to completion of...more
Nov 07, 2011 12:46pm · see review
Greg Crites gave to: All My Sins Remembered (Gollancz) by Joe Haldeman	My rating:
Nov 07, 2011 12:12pm
Greg Crites liked Lisa's review of Dunkin the Vampire Slayer 3 It Aint Over Til the Fat Man Stings: " Absolutely one of the GREATEST Trilogies of all time!!!!! Laugh out loud funny, great stories, great wit!! READ THESE BOOKS!!! And for those who love great audio books, the author reads all three of them and is the PERFECT reader for them! "
Oct 10, 2011 08:07am · see review
Greg Crites liked galleycat's review of The Passage: This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. " All that beach-book buzz you're hearing these days is almost certainly for "The Passage," Justin Cronin's big-as-a-brick apocalyptic vampire saga. One part Stephen King's "The Stand," one part Cormac McCarthy's "The Road," this dark, humorless, 784... " Read more of this review »
Oct 07, 2011 05:26am · see review
Greg Crites gave to: The Gentleman's Hour by Don Winslow	My rating:
Oct 02, 2011 07:53am
Greg Crites gave to: The Terminal State (Avery Cates, #4) by Jeff Somers (Goodreads Author)	My rating:
Oct 01, 2011 11:54am
Greg Crites gave to: Wolf Hunt by Jeff Strand	My rating:
Great dialogue, pacing, and concept. It's a fun ride if you enjoy a masterful mix of horror and black humor.
Sep 25, 2011 05:50am · see review