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    <![CDATA[Dunkin the Vampire Slayer: Something Porcine This Way Comes]]>
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    <![CDATA[What could possibly bring together a 450 pound vampire slayer, a drunken, acid-tongued detective, a good natured carpenter, bureaucratic vampires, giant anacondas, mutant vampire bats, Ho Hos, Twinkies and  more one-liners than a night at the comedy club? Dunkin, the vampire slayer blends all this discordance and more into a hilarious adventure that moves from the muggy heat of Florida to the muggier heat of the Amazon.<br/>....If Carl Hiaasson, Tim Dorsey and Dave Barry collaborated on a vampire story, it may have turned out like this absurd romp.... This is part one of a trilogy. Dunkin II will begin shipping April 3rd. (Dunkin I, 63,000 words, set in 12 point Palatino 1/1)]]>
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    <![CDATA[A drug-fueled crusade by two deranged journalists assigned to look into the morass of organized religion. Cornholery, snake handlers, faith healers, serial killers, sarcasm, blasphemy-good, clean, American fun.]]>
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    <![CDATA[DUNKIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 2, Death Rides a Pale, Pink, Porcine Horse]]>
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    <![CDATA[In this podiobook: DUNKIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER II, Death Rides a Pale, Pink, Porcine Horse.  Dunkin One you followed the heroes as they purse a High Council vampire all the way to Brazil and up the Amazon in search of ancient scrolls that may contain a cure.  Now, in Dunkin Two, from the Smoky mountains of America, to Nepal, France, Australia, Italy, these three are on a quest that spans the globe.  A quest to rid the Earth of the bloodsuckers and find a cure for that nasty vampire blood.  Many things stand in their way, high council vampires, hit men, ninjas, ancient prophecies, and an unspeakable horror unleashed on the world by desperate vampires.  And wort of all, Devlin's having serious anger issues as he comes to grips with being more powerful and more of a jackass than anything on Earth...oh, and more jokes, one-liners, and wiseass comments than should be allowed in any single novel.]]>
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    <![CDATA[Devlin, Abnormal Investigations - Case File: THE HELL HERMIT]]>
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    <![CDATA[Across the world, millions of people write every day. Why do they do it? My Writing Life tells the humorous, poignant, and honest stories of why ten diverse men and women were compelled to write and how it changed their lives.]]>
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    <![CDATA[No, You Can't Have It]]>
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    <![CDATA[Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File--The Hell Hermit]]>
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    <![CDATA[Bluetooth Bayou]]>
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