George Carlin





George Carlin

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born
in New York, New York, The United States
May 12, 1937

died
June 22, 2008

gender
male

website

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Lenny Bruce


About this author

George Denis Patrick Carlin was a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and philosopher.

Carlin was especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate Carlin's act on the public airwaves.

Carlin's mid-2000s stand-up routines focused on the flaws in modern-day America. He often took on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture.

A disciple of Lenny Bruce, he placed...more


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More books by George Carlin…
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
George Carlin

“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”
George Carlin

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

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A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.George R.R. Martin
 
  59 votes, 12.7%

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.Oscar Wilde
 
  47 votes, 10.1%

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?Abraham Lincoln
 
  38 votes, 8.2%

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.Winston Churchill
 
  31 votes, 6.7%

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.Eleanor Roosevelt
 
  28 votes, 6.0%

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.George Carlin
 
  28 votes, 6.0%

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.Jane Austen
 
  26 votes, 5.6%

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.Socrates
 
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Edison (write-in)
 
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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
  18 votes, 3.9%

With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.
Jarod Kintz
 
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“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.” C.S. Lewis (write-in)
 
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You don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope.Suzanne Collins
 
  13 votes, 2.8%

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.Marilyn Monroe
 
  13 votes, 2.8%

Most of the evil in this world is done by people with good intentions.T.S. Eliot
 
  12 votes, 2.6%

"Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today." James Dean (write-in)
 
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  11 votes, 2.4%

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.Mark Twain
 
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Non-cooperation with evil is a duty -- Mahatma Gandhi (write-in)
 
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It is never too late to be what you might have been ~ George Eliot (write-in)
 
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. Oscar Wylde (write-in)
 
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Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.Bauvard
 
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Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend, inside of a dog, it's too dark to read-Grouho Marx (write-in)
 
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“And leaving you (there aren't words to untangle it) Your life, fearful and immense and blossoming, so that, sometimes frustrated, and sometimes understanding, Your life is sometimes a stone in you, and then, a star.” Rainer Maria Rilke (write-in)
 
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