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Eugene Mirman
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Eugene Mirman is a New York City based comedian, writer and actor. He has appeared in his own half-hour special on Comedy Central, in a recurring role on HBO's Flight of the Conchords, on Conan O'Brien and Carson Daly, MTV, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, Lucy, Daughter of the Devil and in the new Adult Swim live action series Delocated. He's released two comedy albums: The Absurd Nightclub Comedy of Eugene Mirman (voted Best of 2004 by Time Out and The Onion) and En Garde, Society! Mirman tours the US regularly with countless comedians and has also appeared with bands such as Yo La Tengo, Modest Mouse, The Shins, Cake, and Tegan and Sara."
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The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life by Eugene Mirman avg rating 3.58 — 62 ratings — published 2009 |
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"High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play sick mind games; boys try to pull each other's penises off and throw them in the bushes. If you can, buy the most expensive jeans in a two-hundred-mile radius of your town and wear them on your first day. If anyone asks how you could afford them say that your father is the president of Ashton Kutcher. When they are like, 'Ashton Kutcher has a president?' answer, 'Yes.' Everyone will be in awe of you and you won't have to go through a lot of pain and cat fights."
— Eugene Mirman (The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life)
— Eugene Mirman (The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life)
"Throughout our history, humanity has been plagued with questions, and also plagued with regular plagues. I don't know much about biology, so I can't speak to actual plagues. However, I can answer all kinds of questions: moral, ethical, job-related, child rearing, party etiquette, romantic, technological, stuff about boobs, and my three faves: How do I have sex with someone and not talk to them again?, Can you hit a kid for a very, very good reason?, and of course How do you get a self-righteous asshole to shut the fuck up, even if they're right?"
— Eugene Mirman (The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life)
— Eugene Mirman (The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life)
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"Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk."
— Eugene Mirman (The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life)
— Eugene Mirman (The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life)
