[All: Please forgive me for a brief blog-hijack, but if you are not our resident Troll, you should probably just skip the following. --Mentor]
Dear "Mark":
Look, it's like this: I don't know what the problem is here, and I don't really particularly care. But despite you're having been quite active lately, it's the holiday season, and I'm in jolly mood, so let's proceed in that way.
First, I don't know if your primary goal here is to annoy (or irritate or lecture) the regular readers of this ...