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Person
— published 2010 — 2 editions |
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I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It
— published 2009 |
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The No Hellos Diet
— published 2011 |
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Hurt Others
— published 2011 — 2 editions |
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YOU HEAR AMBULANCE SOUNDS AND THINK THEY ARE FOR YOU
— published 2010 — 2 editions |
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Frowns Need Friends Too
— published 2010 |
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The Self-Esteem Holocaust Comes Home
— published 2009 — 2 editions |
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No One Can Do Anything Worse to You Than You Can
— published 2012 |
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Be Nice to Everyone (chapbook)
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Bernhard Goetz
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“If I ever find a dead horse, I am going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It
― Sam Pink, I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It
“from the poem Holographic Personality Disgrace:
Some people are such assholes that saying, "Look, again, I'm sorry I cut off my thumb and glued it to your baby's head because I thought you'd like him better as a unicorn" means nothing to them.”
― Sam Pink
Some people are such assholes that saying, "Look, again, I'm sorry I cut off my thumb and glued it to your baby's head because I thought you'd like him better as a unicorn" means nothing to them.”
― Sam Pink
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