Chelsea Handler
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born
February 25, 1975
gender
female
place of birth
Livingston, New Jersey, The United States
website
genre
Nonfiction, Humor
about this author
Chelsea Joy Handler is an American stand-up comedian, television host, author, and actress. She currently has her own television program, Chelsea Lately, on the E! Cable Television Network.
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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler avg rating 3.77 — 6,628 ratings — published 2007 9 editions |
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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler avg rating 3.82 — 5,866 ratings — published 2005 11 editions |
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Little Nuggets of Wisdom by Chuy Bravo, Chelsea Handler avg rating 4.00 — 3 ratings — published 2009 |
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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang by Chelsea Handler avg rating 3.00 — 1 rating — published 2010 |
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"There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers."
— Chelsea Handler (My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands)
— Chelsea Handler (My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands)
""At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer."
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— Chelsea Handler (My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands)
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— Chelsea Handler (My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands)
"Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home."
— Chelsea Handler
— Chelsea Handler
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| The Awesome Fun S...: The humor of Chelsea Handler | 3 | 34 | Sep 28, 2008 11:03PM | |
| The Book Challenge: Istoleahalo's 2008 Book Challenges | 54 | 114 | Dec 15, 2008 05:39AM | |
| Pick-a-Shelf: Non-Fiction Books Read in December | 43 | 147 | Jan 02, 2009 05:31PM | |
| Novel Ladies: May 2009 | 133 | 55 | Jun 01, 2009 02:13PM | |
| tbr-reading-chall...: Heather's TBR List | 24 | 217 | Sep 30, 2009 10:00AM | |
| 50 Books A Year: Rosie's 50 in 2009! | 49 | 226 | 10 days ago, 12:40PM | |
| The Book Challenge: Amanda G's 2009 Book Challenges | 6 | 21 | 9 days ago, 08:56AM | |
| College Students! : interesting non-fiction | 38 | 233 | 3 days ago, 05:17PM |
