Barney Stinson





Barney Stinson

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Average rating: 3.80 · 7,147 ratings · 732 reviews · 5 distinct works · Similar authors
The Bro Code
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3.79 of 5 stars 3.79 avg rating — 5,006 ratings — published 2008 — 21 editions
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The Playbook: Suit up. Scor...
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3.85 of 5 stars 3.85 avg rating — 1,552 ratings — published 2010 — 18 editions
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Bro on the Go
3.75 of 5 stars 3.75 avg rating — 452 ratings — published 2009 — 13 editions
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Bro Code for Parents: What ...
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3.74 of 5 stars 3.74 avg rating — 148 ratings — published 2012 — 11 editions
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4.06 of 5 stars 4.06 avg rating — 32 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions
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“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
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“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
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“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”
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