Howard Mittelmark
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I've been working as a writer and editor for a while, the last ten years largely as a ghostwriter/book doctor/editor-for-hire, producing novels and memoirs for people. My own novel, Age of Consent, was published in 2006. Meanwhile, I took everything I figured out reading hundreds of unpublished manuscripts over the years, and wrote How Not To Write A Novel with my friend Sandra Newman. It's sort of an encyclopedia of mistakes every beginning writer makes. It was published in April 08, and it's very funny. Really. You should take my word for it. However, if you're just not that kind of person, you can check out some excerpts at the website. I can't guarantee you'll write a good novel if you read it, but it would be very hard n...more
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How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them: A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide (Paperback) by Howard Mittelmark (Goodreads author!), Sandra Newman avg rating 4.16 — 64 ratings — published 2008 2 editions |
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Age of Consent (Paperback) by Howard Mittelmark (Goodreads author!) avg rating 4.43 — 13 ratings — published 2007 |
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"Sentimental, moralistic, heavy-handedly didactic pot-boiler, and the plot is about as relevant to the contemporary American reader as court etiquette, but you can sink right into it, get lost in this wonderfully foreign world.
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Four Arthurian Romances: "Erec et Enide", "Cliges", "Yvain", and "Lancelot" (Paperback) by Chrétien de Troyes bookshelves: currently-reading |
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Johnny Got His Gun (Paperback) by Dalton Trumbo |
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The Leopard (Hardcover) by Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa bookshelves: to-read |
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Charlatan: America's Most Dangerous Huckster, the Man Who Pursued Him, and the Age of Flimflam (Hardcover) by Pope Brock bookshelves: to-read |
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Gone Tomorrow (Hardcover) by P.F. Kluge bookshelves: to-read |
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My Brain is Hanging Upside Down (Hardcover) by David Heatley bookshelves: to-read |
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Shortcomings (Hardcover) by Adrian Tomine |
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The Collected Stories of Philip K. Dick (Hardcover) by Philip K. Dick |
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A Farewell to Arms (Paperback) by Ernest Hemingway bookshelves: vaguely-remember-liking |
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Howard said:
"Sentimental, moralistic, heavy-handedly didactic pot-boiler, and the plot is about as relevant to the contemporary American reader as court etiquette, but you can sink right into it, get lost in this wonderfully foreign world.
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Ghosting: A Double Life (Paperback) by Jennie Erdal |
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Hey Howard, thanks for the friend invite! I've always enjoyed your posts, though I'm pretty sure we've never dated either. There might have been a drunken night or two in Tijuana, but those don't count. Congrats on the books! I'm gonna get Age of Consent. How's the new one coming?
We might have dated. My experience is that the women I go out with tend to suppress the memory, so if you don't remember having gone out with me, that's a good indication that you did.
You're creepy? Goody! (Are you sure we never dated???)
Hey, are you gonna enter the Haiku contest in Mini Am? It's possible that I'm the only one psyched about it. But DAMN, I'm psyched! :)
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