<![CDATA[Weddings of the Times: A Parody]]>

false 179180 0 0 5307426 0312380917 9780312380915 5 <![CDATA[Weddings of the Times: A Parody]]> http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1255687200m/5307426.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1255687200s/5307426.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5307426.Weddings_of_the_Times_A_Parody 4.09 11 The New York Times<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Wedding Announcements<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>by<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Kasper Hauser<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center> <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center> <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Along with fully illustrated guides to:<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Wedding-night sex,<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Honeymoon hot spots,<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Formalwear malfunctions, <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>and much, much more.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center> <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>At four o’clock in the Afternoon.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Or is it three o’clock?<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Didn’t you bring the invitation?<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Huh? Where the hell is the turnoff?<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Back there. I think I saw a paper plate and some balloons.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>What's wrong? <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>I just need to eat something. I'm fine.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center>Remind me how we know these people?<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: none; tab-stops: 28.0pt 56.0pt 84.0pt 112.0pt 140.0pt 168.0pt 196.0pt 224.0pt 3.5in 280.0pt 308.0pt 336.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=center> “In this collection, Kasper Hauser reminds us that a wedding announcement is a window into the most goofball daydream a couple can have about itself.... These are not parodies, but little human stories, full of want and hope, even when they involve falconry.”---from the foreword by John Hodgman</DIV>]]> 179182 4.41 61 18 13982 3.85 3419 745 179179 4.00 14 7 179180 4.09 11 5 179181 4.09 11 5 2009