John Swartzwelder
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born
November 16, 1950
in The United States
gender
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The Time Machine Did It   3.80 avg rating — 307 ratings
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2004
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How I Conquered Your Planet 3.97 avg rating — 99 ratings
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2006
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The Exploding Detective 4.20 avg rating — 75 ratings
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Double Wonderful 3.71 avg rating — 84 ratings
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2005
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Dead Men Scare Me Stupid 4.15 avg rating — 46 ratings
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2008
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Earth Vs. Everybody 3.81 avg rating — 43 ratings
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2009
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The Last Detective Alive 4.14 avg rating — 21 ratings
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2010
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The Fifty Foot Detective 4.67 avg rating — 9 ratings
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2011
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“I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.”
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It
“I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to see this circular motion except him. He saw it and frowned.”
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It
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