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Carlton Mellick III
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My novella Ugly Heaven is finally back in print and is now available at amazon.com.
UGLY HEAVEN
Heaven is no longer a paradise. It was once a blissful utopia full of wonders far beyond human comprehension. But that was a long, long time ago. The afterlife is now in ruins. It has become an ugly, lonely wasteland populated by strange monstrous beasts, masturbating angels, and sad man-like being...
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Satan Burger
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The Haunted Vagina
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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
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The Bizarro Starter Kit
by Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author), Andre Duza, D. Harlan Wilson (Goodreads Author) 3.90 avg rating — 206 ratings
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The Menstruating Mall
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Apeshit
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Razor Wire Pubic Hair
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The Cannibals of Candyland
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Punk Land
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War Slut
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“Closing your mind to religion is no different than the close-mindedness that
religions can cause.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger
religions can cause.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger
“Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything.
When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs you from your ability to
reason. It makes you forget your own character and become a crazy. Maybe I am a
crazy now; I’m going through so much chaos these days that reality is hard to grasp.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger
When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs you from your ability to
reason. It makes you forget your own character and become a crazy. Maybe I am a
crazy now; I’m going through so much chaos these days that reality is hard to grasp.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger
“When I say something like "back when I was in high
school," I usually mean: "back when I was supposed to be in high school.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger
school," I usually mean: "back when I was supposed to be in high school.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Satan Burger
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