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Hi there! I am an avid reader and a professional writer. I have authored two novels: "Can Job" (Like your job. Only funny.) and "When Libby Met the Fairies" (romance with wee folk looking on), and have a romantic suspense on the way.

I also love to golf, and I adore dogs -- especially my rescue beagle-lab mix, Tessa.

Please feel free to friend me. I love to talk books!


garter snakes

No, these are not rattlesnakes. They are garter snakes. But you get the idea.


Dream a couple nights ago.


Rattlesnake infestation.


But I was handling it, in typical "made sense at the time" dream logic: I was picking them up (no, not with my hands! with a stick!) and . . . putting them into books.


Large, thick books, they were, with the pages partially scooped out in the middle. Plenty heavy enough...

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Average rating: 3.55 · 29 ratings · 6 reviews · 9 distinct works
Can Job
3.12 of 5 stars 3.12 avg rating — 8 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions
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Dog of Your Dreams: How to ...
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101 Dog Training Tips
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Costume
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The Gem
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Ribbon
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Outwitting Dogs
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The Summing Up by W. Somerset Maugham
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The Paris Wife by Paula McLain
The Paris Wife
by Paula McLain (Goodreads Author)
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Kirsten Mortensen made a comment in the group Exceptional BooksThe Book of Ebenezer Le Page topic
"Hi, all -- for the first time since I joined the group I've actually read a book that I'd consider Exceptional :-)

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When Libby Met the Fairies and Her Whole Life Went Fae by Kirsten Mortensen No Exit by Julie Harris
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Tokyo Vice by Jake Adelstein
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Solidly written, disturbing view into the Japanese mafia.
A Cool Million and The Dream Life of Balso Snell by Nathanael West
A Cool Million and The Dream Life of Balso Snell: Two Novels
by Nathanael West
recommended for: writers, readers who dig the classics
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"A Cool Million." A savage, dark, cynical, and very un-PC little book. You were warned ;-)

"The Dream Life of Balso Snell." I read this book -- also very short (about 60 pages) -- as an allegory.

The protag is a poet who enters the Trojan horse (i.e....more
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"the only worth living
love for a man
love for a woman
love for the facts
protectless

that self-defense be not
the arm's first motion

-- Adrienne Rich, from "Leaflets"
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The Tweed Ring by Alexander B. Callow
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Mathematics in Western Culture by Morris Kline
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“the only worth living
love for a man
love for a woman
love for the facts
protectless

that self-defense be not
the arm's first motion

-- Adrienne Rich, from "Leaflets”
Kirsten Mortensen

“Be always drunken.
Nothing else matters:
that is the only question.
If you would not feel
the horrible burden of Time
weighing on your shoulders
and crushing you to the earth,
be drunken continually.

Drunken with what?
With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will.
But be drunken.

And if sometimes,
on the stairs of a palace,
or on the green side of a ditch,
or in the dreary solitude of your own room,
you should awaken
and the drunkenness be half or wholly slipped away from you,
ask of the wind,
or of the wave,
or of the star,
or of the bird,
or of the clock,
of whatever flies,
or sighs,
or rocks,
or sings,
or speaks,
ask what hour it is;
and the wind,
wave,
star,
bird,
clock will answer you:
"It is the hour to be drunken!”
Charles Baudelaire, Paris Spleen

“the only worth living
love for a man
love for a woman
love for the facts
protectless

that self-defense be not
the arm's first motion

-- Adrienne Rich, from "Leaflets”
Kirsten Mortensen

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