You know how I was pretty much MIA here on this site for the past six months? And I kept telling you I was working on a new book? Yet you had no tangible proof that was true? And you started to suspect I was just hiding out in my basement, eating candy, and watching The Real Housewives? (Okay, that part might have happened a little bit.) Well, today I have some proof by way of new cover and a release date. And yet me being me, I must first take a circuitous route prior to the big reveal. So, ...