Jen Lancaster

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The author of Bitter is the New Black and Bright Lights, Big Ass presents her hilarious new book Such a Pretty Fat."

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You know how I was pretty much MIA here on this site for the past six months? And I kept telling you I was working on a new book? Yet you had no tangible proof that was true? And you started to suspect I was just hiding out in my basement, eating candy, and watching The Real Housewives? (Okay, that part might have happened a little bit.) Well, today I have some proof by way of new cover and a rele... ...more

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books by Jen Lancaster

avg rating: 3.98 | 14,185 ratings | 3,393 reviews | 11 distinct works | 193 fans

	Bitter is the New Black : Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office by Jen Lancaster avg rating 3.93 — 5,837 ratings — published 2006 2 editions	my rating:
	Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie is Not the Answer by Jen Lancaster avg rating 4.04 — 3,630 ratings — published 2008	my rating:
	Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me? by Jen Lancaster avg rating 4.06 — 3,461 ratings — published 2007 2 editions	my rating:
	Pretty in Plaid: A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomanical, Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase by Jen Lancaster avg rating 3.86 — 1,223 ratings — published 2009 3 editions	my rating:
	Bitter is the New Black by Jen Lancaster avg rating 4.33 — 6 ratings — published 2007	my rating:
	Pretty in Plaid by Jen Lancaster avg rating 4.33 — 3 ratings — published 2009	my rating:
	My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is the New Black; Or, A Culture-Up Manifesto by Jen Lancaster avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 2010	my rating:
	Bitter is the New Black by Jen Lancaster avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 2006	my rating:
	Bright Lights, Big Ass by Jen Lancaster avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 2007	my rating:
	Bright Lights, Big Ass by Jen Lancaster avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published 2007	my rating:

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quotes by Jen Lancaster

""If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."

I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, and even if they're eighty pounds, they still see a fat girl. I'm a hundred pounds heavier than I was in high school, my veins are full of creme fraiche, and yet I look in the mirror, take in the hair and makeup, and think, Damn, baby, you fiiine.""
— Jen Lancaster

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"I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.
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— Jen Lancaster

50 people liked it

""I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.""
— Jen Lancaster (Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie is Not the Answer)

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