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Everyone knows that heroes should triumph, dragons should be slain, and maidens should be rescued. But what if things don't go according to plan? Here are fun-filled tales of magic gone awry, from an author whose unicorn protagonist takes control of the story, to a person who can hear food talking, to a confusing case of murder in fairy-tale land-with many strange events and surprising consequences in between.]]> 12300 3.31 59 14 2006 809929 0886779227 9780886779221 3 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1178586407m/809929.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1178586407s/809929.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/809929.Single_White_Vampire_Seeks_Same 3.44 16 Wizard Seeks Witch. Tired of slaving over a hot cauldron all alone? Let's make beautiful magic together. Herbs/healing potions OK.

Lad Seeks Lassie. SWM, outdoorsy, faithful, wants to share moonlit strolls, and the occasional walk on the wild side. Put an end to my solitary days and lone wolf nights. No smokers, drug users, or vegans, please.

Single White Vampire Seeks Same is a wickedly wonderful new collection of original stories devoted to that most frightening of romantic pursuits: the personal ads. From modern-day Cupids to mismatched monsters, these thirteen twisted tales offer their own "personal" take on the personals—where even the most diabolical of demons can dig up a date…

Introduction (Single White Vampire Seeks Same) • essay by Brittiany A. Koren
Personals Wishes • short story by Mickey Zucker Reichert
Folk Lure • novelette by Kristine Kathryn Rusch
A Kiss at Midnight • novelette by R. Davis
Starless and Bible Black • novelette by Gary A. Braunbeck
Fireflies • short story by Bradley H. Sinor
Bernard Boyce Bennington and the American Dream • novelette by Peter Crowther
Werotica • novelette by Esther M. Friesner
Someone to Share the Night • [Victory Nelson, Investigator] • short story by Tanya Huff
Fixer-Upper • short story by Tim Waggoner
Secret Identities • novelette by Nina Kiriki Hoffman
Déjà Vu • novelette by Michelle Sagara West
Trading Hearts at the Half Kaffe Café • (2001) • novelette by Charles de Lint]]> 12300 3.31 59 14 26064 3.56 4939 594 11508 3.65 1370 145 2282520 3.55 150 15 34861 3.66 3415 132 43989 3.57 2894 292 38592 3.56 491 66 133838 3.54 447 62 33502 3.64 5499 654 12991 3.83 3345 448 1967 3.73 15093 1090 6256 3.81 5592 460 8456 3.95 21732 1563 11760 3.32 201 33 2001 671799 0756404177 9780756404178 2 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1176997299m/671799.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1176997299s/671799.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/671799.Places_To_Be_People_To_Kill 3.33 12
These are just a few of the questions answered in this all-original collection of twelve tales by fantasy's finest—focusing on killers of all kinds. From Vree, Tanya Huff's well-known assassin from her Quarters novels, to a woman whose father's vengeful spirit forced her down dark magic's bloody path, to an assassin seeking to escape his Master's death spell, here are spellbinding stories of murder and mayhem, and the shadowy figures who sell death for a living.

Contents
Assassins: An Introduction • essay by Brittiany A. Koren
Exactly • novelette by Tanya Huff
Bloodlines • novelette by Jim C. Hines
Hang Ten • shortstory by Jean Rabe
Fealty • shortstory by S. Andrew Swann
Breia's Diamond • novelette by Cat Collins
While Horse and Hero Fell • novelette by Sarah A. Hoyt
Deathhand • shortstory by John Helfers
All in the Execution • novelette by Tim Waggoner
Money's Worth • novelette by Bradley H. Sinor
Substitutions • novelette by Kristine Kathryn Rusch
Drusilla • novelette by Ed Gorman
The Hundredth Kill • novelette by John Marco]]> 12300 3.31 59 14 25125 3.54 185 25 380276 3.46 13 2 186776 3.52 847 66 2282520 3.55 150 15 11759 3.58 1157 52 43989 3.57 2894 292 4844 3.88 3463 405 133838 3.54 447 62 9266 3.59 606 64 26064 3.56 4939 594 1967 3.73 15093 1090 172490 3.86 1016 225 3406 3.27 1319 85 2007 809928 0756402220 9780756402228 0 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1178586406m/809928.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1178586406s/809928.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/809928.You_Bet_Your_Planet 3.00 2 12300 3.31 59 14 2005 671813 0756401097 9780756401092 0 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1176997355m/671813.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1176997355s/671813.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/671813.Pharoah_Fantastic 1.67 3 12300 3.31 59 14 2002