Erma Bombeck





Erma Bombeck

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born
February 21, 1927 in Dayton, Ohio, The United States

died
April 22, 1996

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Erma Louise Bombeck, born Erma Fiste, was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for a newspaper column that depicted suburban home life humorously, in the second half of the 20th century.

For 31 years since 1965, Erma Bombeck published 4,000 newspaper articles. Already in the 1970s, her witty columns were read, twice weekly, by thirty million readers of 900 newspapers of USA and Canada. Besides, the majority of her 15 books became instant best sellers.


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Average rating: 3.98 · 9,780 ratings · 598 reviews · 40 distinct works
If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries...
3.92 of 5 stars 3.92 avg rating — 2,488 ratings — published 1978 — 11 editions
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The Grass Is Always Greener ov...
3.93 of 5 stars 3.93 avg rating — 1,829 ratings — published 1976 — 10 editions
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Family - The Ties that Bind......
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Motherhood: The Second Oldest...
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When You Look Like Your Passpo...
3.94 of 5 stars 3.94 avg rating — 665 ratings — published 1991 — 9 editions
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At Wit's End
4.13 of 5 stars 4.13 avg rating — 455 ratings — published 1967 — 11 editions
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A Marriage Made In Heaven   Or...
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Just Wait Till You Have Childr...
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I Lost Everything in the Post-...
3.99 of 5 stars 3.99 avg rating — 417 ratings — published 1970 — 12 editions
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Aunt Erma's Cope Book
3.95 of 5 stars 3.95 avg rating — 387 ratings — published 1979 — 9 editions
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More books by Erma Bombeck…
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
Erma Bombeck

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.”
Erma Bombeck

“IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER

I would have talked less and listened more.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded.

I would have eaten the popcorn in the "good" living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather rambling about his youth.

I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.

I would have burned the pink candle sculped like a rose before it melted
in storage.

I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed less while watching television, and more
while watching life.

I would have gone to bed when I was sick, instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.

I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment, realising that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now go get washed up for dinner."

There would have been more "I love you's" and more "I'm sorry's"

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute . . .
look at it and really see it . . . and never give it back.”
Erma Bombeck

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