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February 12, 2009

The Sex Beast of Scurvy Island
It's confirmed! "The Sex Beast of Scurvy Island" will appear in the first issue of The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, due out later this year. Here's a brief description of the story:

When the members of the Grassville Gang are not solving crimes, they are picking up transients and using them to make porno. They are incestuous, perverted, and extremely decadent but they’re always out to find out “whodunnit.” When they become aware of a sex beast on tropical Scurvy Island, they have to travel there
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February 1, 2009

Updates
2009 is already trucking along. I completed my first piece, a very long short story(around 10,000 words) called "The Sex Beast of Scurvy Island." With any luck, it should be appearing in the debut issue of The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction.

If you missed the chat from last week and want to read a transcript of it, you can check it out HERE. Thanks to everyone who took time out to come by and say hi!

Norm Rubenstein wrote an awesome advance review of Market Adjustment and Other Tales of Avarice on h
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January 28, 2009

The Haunt
Join me at The Haunt, the social networking site for horror-loving creeps!
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January 25, 2009

Chat Reminder
This is just a reminder that I will be in an online chat at www.horror-mall.com tonight at 8:30 EST. I'd love to see you there!
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January 24, 2009

The Night the Moon Made a Sound
My digital chapbook, "The Night the Moon Made a Sound," is now available at Horror Mall for only 1.95:

CLICK TO BUY

Walt Ferryman drinks because of the pain. Walt Ferryman drinks because of the squeaky things. Walt Ferryman drinks because the moon makes terrible sounds. On a night by the sea Janey will show Walt how to escape the moon and all of the other horrors eating him from the inside.
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January 14, 2009

Bradley Sands is a Dick: The Anthology
Bradley Sands is a Dick is now available. You can download the free .pdf at the Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens website by clicking HERE...

And vote for your favorite story or which author you would like to see become Bradley Sands arch-nemesis by using the polling system to your right.
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January 13, 2009

Horror Mall Chat
I will be in chat at The Horror Mall on January 25th, from 8:30 pm EST until ???. Stop by and say "hello." Or "battle axe." Or "fuck." You might even get a chance to win a free book. If you haven't been to Horror Mall, you might want to check it out earlier, to get a username and all that good stuff. It's a really interesting and independent online shop. This is important in these times of rampant corporate ass rape.

See you there!
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January 10, 2009

Bradley Sands is a Dick Cover and Contents



Here's the cover for the anthology, designed by Sam Pink.

Here's the Table of Contents:

Bradley Sands is a Dick: An Acrostic by Jess Gulbranson
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Elizabeth O'Hara
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Jordan Krall
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Carlton Mellick III
Bradley Sands is a Dick by D. Harlan Wilson
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Mykle Hansen
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Kek-w
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Garrett Cook
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Nathaniel Tower
Bradley Sands is a Dick by Tony Rauc
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January 3, 2009

The Baffler
If I were a pro wrestler, I would be called The Baffler. Not Andersen "The Baffler" Prunty. Just "The Baffler." I would enter the arena with a different theme song each time. I would enter the ring, doff my beef robe. I would do strange dances and, as a finishing move, I would throw poop into the crowd and then pin myself.
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December 27, 2008

Join Me at the Bottom of the World
Here's an excerpt from Market Adjustment and Other Tales of Avarice:

New York—October 28, 1929

“A hotdog, mister?”

“Got any money?”

Myron Barnes patted his tattered overcoat, knowing he didn’t have any money. He caught the vendor’s eye and tossed his hands out to the side. “I ain’t had no money for days. Thought I might find somethin.” Myron turned away. “I understand. You got a business you’re tryin to run.”

“Hold up now. I think I can spare one.”

Myron turned back around to face him. Their eyes sta
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