Andersen Prunty's Blog
November 7, 2009
I recently had some email banter with the Famous Award-Winning Author Mykle Hansen about, oh gosh, all kinds of things. You can read it on Powell's Books Blog HERE! Thanks to Mykle for choosing me to have a conversation with and Kevin Sampsell for being such a monster supporter of small presses and posting it.
And remember: I'll be on BlogTalk Radio's The Funky Werepig tomorrow at 9 P.M. EST. It's hosted by the heavily-armed, former (and future) pole dancer Gregory Hall. We'll talk about all k...
And remember: I'll be on BlogTalk Radio's The Funky Werepig tomorrow at 9 P.M. EST. It's hosted by the heavily-armed, former (and future) pole dancer Gregory Hall. We'll talk about all k...
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Published on November 07, 2009 20:15
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November 5, 2009
My dog died. He had cancer of the face.
I took him outside to toss him up into the tree. I grabbed hold of him and my hands were consumed by his dense fur and then by his skin, until they were inside of him. The dog was filled with witchcraft and sea water. I got it all over my hands. I rinsed them off and decided to use tongs instead.
I could not get the dead dog up into the tree. I was going to tell him that he was a bunch of dead weight but then I remembered he was dead and couldn't hear me ...
I took him outside to toss him up into the tree. I grabbed hold of him and my hands were consumed by his dense fur and then by his skin, until they were inside of him. The dog was filled with witchcraft and sea water. I got it all over my hands. I rinsed them off and decided to use tongs instead.
I could not get the dead dog up into the tree. I was going to tell him that he was a bunch of dead weight but then I remembered he was dead and couldn't hear me ...
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Published on November 05, 2009 21:50
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November 1, 2009
The Beard is now available as a free .pdf and ePub download on Goodreads. You can find the tab to the right (on Goodreads, not this website), under the ads and stuff.
Click!
Click!
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Published on November 01, 2009 09:56
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October 31, 2009
Daniel Clausen reviewed The Beard on Amazon. It's a pretty accurate review. Check it out! And check out some more reviews on Goodreads...
And Happy Halloween!
And Happy Halloween!
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Published on October 31, 2009 09:46
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October 30, 2009
Here's my review of Jordan Krall's latest, Fistful of Feet:
Jordan Krall's third release and first full-length novel is a must for spaghetti and weird western fans. I've never actually read a western novel but I find many of the movies to be plodding and dull to the point that most of the characters and plots are nakedly obvious in the first few minutes, thus beginning an endless barrage of the protaganist asserting his masculinity. Krall brings something new. The framework still draws heavily...
Jordan Krall's third release and first full-length novel is a must for spaghetti and weird western fans. I've never actually read a western novel but I find many of the movies to be plodding and dull to the point that most of the characters and plots are nakedly obvious in the first few minutes, thus beginning an endless barrage of the protaganist asserting his masculinity. Krall brings something new. The framework still draws heavily...
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Published on October 30, 2009 18:16
October 29, 2009
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Published on October 29, 2009 16:47
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October 28, 2009
It's not a contest. Purchase The Sorrow King and get a free 63,000 word novel called The Storm. Visit the forum for details!
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Published on October 28, 2009 18:22
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October 27, 2009
I now have a forum, hosted by the swell folks at Horror Mall. If you want to talk about my books, have questions for me, or just want to troll for internet skank, this is the place. If you don't have an account, make one! And remember to read and follow the rules, kids, the world is a dark and brutal place...
Click HERE to visit the forum.
Click HERE to visit the forum.
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Published on October 27, 2009 18:38
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The prologue to the actual story called, "A 3-Legged Dog Dying of Cancer," (forthcoming) here are some photos from the 2009 BizarroCon in gloomy yet still scenic Portland, Oregon:
Link to photos because there are just too many to post here...
Two announcements, entirely unrelated to BizarroCon, are coming soon. Stay tuned...
Link to photos because there are just too many to post here...
Two announcements, entirely unrelated to BizarroCon, are coming soon. Stay tuned...
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Published on October 27, 2009 00:00
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October 14, 2009
I'm scheduled to be on The Funky Werepig, hosted by seductive Blood Lord Greg Hall, Sunday, November 8 at 9PM EST. Call in or listen from home or listen to the podcast at a time that's more convenient. I will probably mumble, then overenunciate, and use a lot of sentences that trail off without ever actually ending. Sound exciting? Here's the link:
The Funky Werepig
The Funky Werepig
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Published on October 14, 2009 20:06
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