Laurie Halse Anderson
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born
October 23, 1961
gender
female
place of birth
Postdam, New York, The United States
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Literature & Fiction, Children's Books
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Laurie Halse (rhymes with "waltz") Anderson grew up in Syracuse, New York. She spent just over a year living on a Danish pig farm as an exchange student when she was 16. A graduate from Onondaga Community College and Georgetown University, she now lives outside Philadelphia with her husband and two teenage daughters.
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Laurie Halse Anderson on tour for book "Chains"
December 04, 2008 06:00PM
The River's End Bookstore, 19 West Bridge St., Oswego, NY, The United States
See Laurie Halse Anderson on tour promoting the book "Chains"
December 04, 2008 06:00PM
The River's End Bookstore, 19 West Bridge St., Oswego, NY, The United States
See Laurie Halse Anderson on tour promoting the book "Chains"
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"THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL
1. we are here to help you.
2. you will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
3. the dress code will be enforced.
4. no smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. our football team will win the championship this year.
6. we expect more of you here.
7. guidance counsilors are always available to listen.
8. your schedule was created with you in mind.
9. your locker combination is private.
10. these will be the years you look back on fondly.
TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL
1. you will use algebra in your adult lives.
2. driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
3. students must stay on campus during lunch.
4. the new text books will arive any day now.
5. colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
6. we are enforcing the dress code.
7. we will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
8. our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
9. there is nothing wrong with summer school.
10. we want to hear what you have to say."
— Laurie Halse Anderson (Speak)
1. we are here to help you.
2. you will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
3. the dress code will be enforced.
4. no smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. our football team will win the championship this year.
6. we expect more of you here.
7. guidance counsilors are always available to listen.
8. your schedule was created with you in mind.
9. your locker combination is private.
10. these will be the years you look back on fondly.
TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL
1. you will use algebra in your adult lives.
2. driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
3. students must stay on campus during lunch.
4. the new text books will arive any day now.
5. colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
6. we are enforcing the dress code.
7. we will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
8. our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
9. there is nothing wrong with summer school.
10. we want to hear what you have to say."
— Laurie Halse Anderson (Speak)
"its easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school."
— Laurie Halse Anderson (Speak)
— Laurie Halse Anderson (Speak)
"I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't Get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve."
— Laurie Halse Anderson (Twisted)
— Laurie Halse Anderson (Twisted)
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| Moja: Your book, 9/26 | 15 | 16 | 09/28/2008 10:13AM | |
| Room 110, Period 6: What have you read and how has it changed you? | 28 | 27 | 10/07/2008 07:06PM | |
| Room 110, Period 3: What writers do: Imagery | 26 | 29 | 10/13/2008 02:17PM | |
| Room 110, Period 6: What writers do: Imagery | 26 | 29 | 10/20/2008 02:26PM | |
| Room 110, Period 3: Vocabulary | 30 | 29 | 13 days ago, 02:22PM | |
| YA Book Club: Putting Together a Library for Incarcerated Teens | 11 | 144 | 3 days ago, 06:22AM | |
| Room 110, Period 6: Letter #3 Due November 24 | 14 | 21 | 1 day ago, 03:35PM |














