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“Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen. Having lunch is like throwing in the towel.”
Jonathan Goldstein, Lenny Bruce is Dead
“Certain voices hold this odd pull on our heartstrings. They are like sad oboes or something, something that makes you want to throw all your money at the radio while yelling, "I love you." I don't know what it is.”
Jonathan Goldstein
“We want more than there is.”
Jonathan Goldstein
“he rubbed his feet back and forth on the library carpet and when she walked by, he touched her with the tip of his index finger”
Jonathan Goldstein, Lenny Bruce is Dead
“In his day, liking someone like David Bowie would have been the domain of degenerate officers in black and white movies about nazis.”
Jonathan Goldstein
“When he heard his father call out for Abel and he saw his borther go forth, it made him feel like he was nothing. He couldn’t even say that he felt like Cain anymore. One could not feel like Cain because it had no flavor. Cain was the absence of flavor. Cain was like saliva or a Wednesday.”
Jonathan Goldstein, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible!
“How do you get over a first love?” he asks.
“You never do,” Howard says. “It just stays with you and becomes a part of who you are.”
Jonathan Goldstein, I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow
“Even so tiny a loss has the power to still feel like a loss.”
Jonathan Goldstein, I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow
“In sleep things are simpler. No regret over the past. No worry for the future. Only the present. And as bad as a dream gets, at least you get to sleep through it.”
Jonathan Goldstein, I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow
“I felt like a young Tony Montana having come to America, except the only person I wanted to kill was myself.”
Jonathan Goldstein
“Reggie made him feel like he was nine years old and out for dinner with his family at the Ponderosa Steak House and he had run into his French teacher and his mother invited her to dine with him.
Reggie made him feel like he was sitting in a public bathroom stall and someone had come into the bathroom and began singing a song about what a stinky bastard he was while he was in there sweating it out.
Reggie made him feel like someone had taken the red Tonka fire engine he had always wanted and painfully corkscrewed it down the front of his jeans.
Reggie made him feel like the ice cream man had just rolled by and all his dead grandparents were mooning him out the truck window.”
Jonathan Goldstein, Lenny Bruce is Dead
“If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?”
Jonathan Goldstein, Lenny Bruce is Dead
“What is it about legs? Or what is it about breasts? Or the small of the back? What is it about anything? One day there will be no difference between anything. It'll all be the exact same thing. One day you'll look in the dictionary and there will be only one word and you'll just have to make do.”
Jonathan Goldstein, Lenny Bruce is Dead
“But I am enjoying the feeling of inbetweenness — that not-yet-being-settled feeling — and I plan on dragging it out as long as I can, because its a state of grace where all things are permissible.”
Jonathan Goldstein, I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow
“And of course there was the loss of women, some of whom he still woke up aching for. He'd study their remnants alone at night - slips of paper bearing old phone numbers. Photographs. A mitten. In bed he would stare at the ceiling, trying to seize on the exact feeling of a particular woman's head on his chest. It's weight, the smell of her hair.”
Jonathan Goldstein, I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow
“I turn on my computer to search Craigslist for apartment listings. The wireless window pops up, and I realize with some regret that all I know about my neighbours is their wireless network names: Krypton, Space balls, Couscous, and Scarlet. From this I can tell little else than that they're fans of Superman, Mel Brooks, Middle Eastern cuisine, and the colour red. I look out my window, wondering whose house is whose and what private food and entertainment consumption occurs in each and how I will never get to know.”
Jonathan Goldstein, I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow
“How strange to feel yourself falling in love with someone you've only just met.”
Jonathan Goldstein, I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow


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