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“As long as there are things and idiots, idiots will break things.”
Mykle Hansen, Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere
“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.”
Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!
tags: worry
“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.”
Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!
tags: work
“We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are safely out of here, I'm calling in an air strike to napalm this whole forest.”
Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!
tags: nature
“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery.
Note to self: Nuke Alaska.”
Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!
“Vegetarians never wonder where their fields come from, or who had to be removed to make room for the plow.”
Mykle Hansen
“To the man of taste, most things taste terrible.”
Mykle Hansen
“Millionaires need to convince themselves, constantly, that they are still millionaires.”
Mykle Hansen
“As long as there`s poverty, there will be millionaires.”
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“I've seen pictures of their dicks so I know I can trust them.”
Mykle Hansen, Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere
“Kids today, they can't even read unless it's spelled wrong on a phone.”
Mykle Hansen, Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere


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