Kevin Smith > Quotes

“Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.”
― Kevin Smith

“BRODIE:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.”
― Kevin Smith

“AZRAEL:

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air. ”
― Kevin Smith

“I'm not even supposed to be here today.”
― Kevin Smith

“Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.”
― Kevin Smith

“Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.”
― Kevin Smith, Degrassi Generations: The Official 411

“More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.”
― Kevin Smith

“It's a joyful thing, being a Catholic. I can't even think about sex without thinking about bodily waste.”
― Kevin Smith

“GOD DOESN’T HATE FAGS OR
ANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.
GOD SAVES! THEN, GOD PASSES IT
TO GRETZKY - WHO ROOFS THAT
SHIT, TOP-SHELF! THEN GOD AND
GRETZKY HIGH FIVE & BELLY-BUMP,
CELEBRATING THEIR HOCKEY
PROWESS. AND NEVER ONCE DO
THEY GIVE A SHIT IF ANYBODY’S
GAY OR NOT.”
― Kevin Smith, Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

“A pat on the back to an artist now could one day result in your favorite film, or the cartoon you loved to get stoned watching, or the song that saves your life. Discourage an artist, you get absolutely nothing in return, ever.”
― Kevin Smith

“There's a trick to being whatever you want to be in life. It starts with the simple belief that you are what or who you say you are. It starts, like all faiths, with a belief-a belief predicated more on whimsy than reality. And you've gotta believe for everybody else, too-until you can show them proof. If you're lucky, someone starts believing with you-first theoretically, then in practice. And two people believing are the start of a congregation. You build a congregation of believers and eventually you set out to craft a cathedral. Sometimes it's just a church; sometimes it turns out to be a chapel. Folks who don't build churches will try to tell you how you're doing it wrong, even as your steeple breaks the clouds. Never listen.”
― Kevin Smith

“I don't have to write to South West buddy. In an hour South West gonna come looking for me!”
― Kevin Smith, Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good