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“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes
“If you don't know where you are going,
you'll end up someplace else.”
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“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
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“It ain't over 'til it's over.”
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“When you come to a fork in the road take it”
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“The future ain't what it used to be.”
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“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”
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“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”
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“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”
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“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”
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“90% of the game is half mental.”
Yogi Berra, The Yogi Book : I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said
“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
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“I never said most of the things I said.”
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“If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. ”
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“Deja Vu All Over Again”
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“Okay you guys, pair up in threes!”
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“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”
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tags: humor
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
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“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”
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“We're lost, but we're making good time.”
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tags: humor
“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
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“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
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tags: funny
“You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.”
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“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
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“Its getting late early”
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“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”
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“It ain't the heat, it's the humility.”
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“He must have made that before he died.”
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“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
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“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
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tags: humor

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