"I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need."
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. - Cat"
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you...."
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear."
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"She's my kitten, and no one else's."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!""
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!"
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.”
"
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones"
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank."
— Jeaniene Frost

"I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!"
— Jeaniene Frost

"Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off."
— Jeaniene Frost

""And that, Annette, is called Pilates""
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me,” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen!” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand."
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull?" Bones shot back. "How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity?"
"What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate?" Vlad asked scathingly. "Jealousy is such an ugly trait."
— Jeaniene Frost (At Grave's End)

"You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!"
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

""Yeah, Life is a bitch and then you get stabbed.""
— Jeaniene Frost

"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much? "
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Playing with fire Kitten?"
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you."
— Jeaniene Frost

"If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to."
— Jeaniene Frost

"I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me."
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled.
"Is he still there?""
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

""He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get ooome, don’t you worry.

Cat to female admirer at Paris Opera"
— Jeaniene Frost (Destined for an Early Grave)

"The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."

Mencheres to Cat"
— Jeaniene Frost (Destined for an Early Grave)

"You can run from the grave, but you can't hide."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?"
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it."
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.

Bones to Gregor"
— Jeaniene Frost (Destined for an Early Grave)

"I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents"
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me.
“You and I need to talk, Kitten.”
“Now?” I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet.
“It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now."
— Jeaniene Frost

""Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."

Cat
"
— Jeaniene Frost (Destined for an Early Grave)

"One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars? "
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress. "
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"Do you know what you’ve done?” I asked in a bland tone. Annette gave me
an inquiring look. “You’ve gotten on my last nerve.”
The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home in
her perfectly arranged hair."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn't keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you a re and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone."
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.

Cat to Bones"
— Jeaniene Frost

"and yet when i finally drifted of in that barely conscious state where logic was absent and dreams encroached i could almost hear bone's voice. he was whispering that same promise he'd made to me months ago when our relationship started and i wondered if it was a sign - and if he'd really meant it. If you run from me i'll chase you. And i'll find you..."
— Jeaniene Frost

"Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy
He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners!
- Cat"
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story."
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

"Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person!"
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

""Bones has always been smart" I muttered,"His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of pussy"
-Cat
"
— Jeaniene Frost

"Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.

Cat re: Annette"
— Jeaniene Frost (Destined for an Early Grave)

""The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."

- Cat re: Bones"
— Jeaniene Frost (Destined for an Early Grave)

"Once you go dead, there's no better in bed..."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Got any stock tips?” I couldn’t help but ask. “The government doesn’t pay shit for
salary."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Shit. I hated her already, and we hadn’t even met."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy..."
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)