"When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse."
— Robert Lynn Asprin

"In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head.
Marie Antoinette"
— Robert Lynn Asprin

"I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer."
— Robert Lynn Asprin