Robert Lynn Asprin > Quotes

“When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin

“In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head.
Marie Antoinette”
― Robert Lynn Asprin

“Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, M.Y.T.H. Inc. in Action

“When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance."- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Directions

“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“Meanwhile, back at reality..."- G.Lucas”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Sweet Myth-Tery of Life

“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides."- Unofficial UN Motto”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Sweet Myth-Tery of Life

“Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ion Improbable

“C'mon kid. Think a minute, even if it hurts.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Another Fine Myth

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions

“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Little Myth Marker

“To Serve and Protect..."- Traditional Motto of Protection Rackets”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, M.Y.T.H. Inc. in Action

“There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon."- G. Gygax”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ion Improbable

“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Another Fine Myth

“We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Directions

“My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing."- S. Lee”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons

“Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth”
― Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons