"'Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!'
And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants. Also, I did this brilliant thing-I danced in the front window just for a second whilst Mr. Across the Road was drawing his curtains. He will never be sure if he saw a mirage or not. That is the kind of person I am. Not really the kind of person who goes and raises elks in Whakatane."
— Louise Rennison

"I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord."
— Louise Rennison (Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten."
I looked down at Jas and said, "Ooer." Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons.
Vati just looked at us like we were mad."
— Louise Rennison (Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas: Further, Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me."
— Louise Rennison (Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart."
— Louise Rennison (Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"Georgia: Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!
Jas: I don't know, a bowl?
Georgia: Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!"
— Louise Rennison (Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image."
— Louise Rennison

"And that's when it fell off in my hand "
— Louise Rennison

"And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling."
— Louise Rennison (Startled by His Furry Shorts)

"What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.'"
— Louise Rennison (Startled by His Furry Shorts)

"Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them."
— Louise Rennison (Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas: Further, Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers."
— Louise Rennison (Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"Georgia: You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?
Jas: Look, shut up, people might hear.
Georgia: What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?"
— Louise Rennison (Stop in the Name of Pants!)

"Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke."
— Louise Rennison (It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers!)

"Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind."
— Louise Rennison (Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"I am a pop widow."
— Louise Rennison (Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas: Further, Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"I wonder if it is possible to have two boyfriends. I mean, times are changing. Relationships are more complicated. In France men always have mistresses and wives and so on. Henri probably has two girlfriends. He would laugh if you told him you just had one. He would say, 'C'est tres, tres tragique.'"
— Louise Rennison (Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas: Further, Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?'"
— Louise Rennison (Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! "
— Louise Rennison (Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour - I had a horrible time. Everyone laughed at first but then more or less ignored me. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself but things kept crashing to the floor around me. The host asked if I would sit down. I had a go at that but it was useless. In the end I was at the gate for about an hour before Dad arrived."
— Louise Rennison

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"You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!" LOL "
— Louise Rennison ("...Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers")

"When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made."
— Louise Rennison (Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas: Further, Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

"JUST LET IT GO."
— Louise Rennison