quotes by A. Lee Martinez

"Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface."
— A. Lee Martinez

"He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas."
— A. Lee Martinez

"In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men."
— A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All Fright Diner)

"Terrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time."
— A. Lee Martinez (A Nameless Witch)

"Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't certain where to look, so he solved the problem by plucking out his eyes and sticking them in a drawer."
— A. Lee Martinez