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“Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!”
― Jeff Smith, The Great Cow Race
― Jeff Smith, The Great Cow Race
“Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against!
Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it...”
― Jeff Smith, The Dragonslayer
Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it...”
― Jeff Smith, The Dragonslayer
“CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!”
― Jeff Smith, Rock Jaw: Master of the Eastern Border
― Jeff Smith, Rock Jaw: Master of the Eastern Border
“Fone Bone: HOLD IT! Thorn thinks Gran'ma Ben can help us get back to Boneville!
Phoney Bone: IT'S NOT WORTH IT! LET GO OF ME!
Fone Bone: Would you wait a minute?!! We can explain everything!
Phoney Bone: HELP! HELP! They've destroyed my cousin's brain!! OH MY GOSH! THey've already milked you haven't they?!!”
― Jeff Smith, Out from Boneville
Phoney Bone: IT'S NOT WORTH IT! LET GO OF ME!
Fone Bone: Would you wait a minute?!! We can explain everything!
Phoney Bone: HELP! HELP! They've destroyed my cousin's brain!! OH MY GOSH! THey've already milked you haven't they?!!”
― Jeff Smith, Out from Boneville
“Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!”
― Jeff Smith
― Jeff Smith



