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" A day without the sun is like you know, night


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"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!


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"I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was runnig and jumping, and I said, "Sometimes.""
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"I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, "Sometimes.""
Joe R. Lansdale (The Further Adventures of The Joker)
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"Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff"
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"If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.
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"Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too."
Joe R. Lansdale (Two Bear Mambo)
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"Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff"
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"Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.
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(yes I know funner isn't a word)"
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