Jessica Simpson > Quotes

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.”
― Jessica Simpson

“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”
― Jessica Simpson

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”
― Jessica Simpson

“Dumb is just not knowing. 'Ditzy' is having the courage to ask!”
― Jessica Simpson

“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.”
― Jessica Simpson

“laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.”
― Jessica Simpson

“How can I be my best if I never fail,
and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.”
― Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson: A Public Affair

“Pour your scotch on the rocks
and drink your misery down.
Go home and make love to her
and picture me, picture me.
Yeah, picture me!”
― Jessica Simpson

“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask.”
― Jessica Simpson