Bette Midler > Quotes

“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.”
― Bette Midler

“My idea of super woman is someone who scrubs her own floors.”
― Bette Midler

“Cherish forever what makes you unique, cuz you're really a yawn if it goes”
― Bette Midler

“I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.”
― Bette Midler

“Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!”
― Bette Midler

“I never know how much of what I say is true.”
― Bette Midler

“If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.”
― Bette Midler

“I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis.

Election, erection, election, erection!

Either way we're screwed!”
― Bette Midler

“When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. ”
― Bette Midler

“It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.”
― Bette Midler, The Rose

“I didn't belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.”
― Bette Midler