quotes by Charles Dudley Warner

""Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it. ""
— Charles Dudley Warner

"The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its
value."
— Charles Dudley Warner

"I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together."
— Charles Dudley Warner

"Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure."
— Charles Dudley Warner