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“A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.”
Dan Gutman, Miss Daisy Is Crazy!
“Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.”
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“If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager”
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“If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.”
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“Do stupid stuff and even stupider stuff will happen to you”
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“Thats the first rule of being a kid”
Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!
“footnote:

"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.”
Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!
“In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.”
Dan Gutman, It Ain't Cheating If You Don't Get Caught
“The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone.”
Dan Gutman, The Homework Machine
“No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else.”
Dan Gutman, The Kid Who Became President
“Hey soda girl. You're flat.”
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“...baseball freely admits that the sport--like civilized society--is crawling with bums.”
Dan Gutman, It Ain't Cheating If You Don't Get Caught
“You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world?”
Dan Gutman, The Kid Who Became President
“Do stupid stuff, and even stupider stuff will happen to you.”
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“Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody.”
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“Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be.”
Dan Gutman, The Genius Files #4: From Texas with Love
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Dan Gutman, Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!
“I Pledge Allegiance”
Dan Gutman, Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!
“do straws have to do with anything?” Arlo asked.”
Dan Gutman, Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!
“She looked like she might run out of the room crying like she usually does for no reason.”
Dan Gutman, My Weird School: #1-4 [Collection]
“I gave my clothes away. How could I think about clothes when the poor people of Florida don’t even have a place to live?”
Dan Gutman, The Kid Who Became President
“You can’t quit!” I shouted. “I need you. How am I going to know what to do unless you tell me? I’m lost without you, Lane!” “You’ll be better off without me,” he insisted. “You’re abandoning me!” “I’m doing this for you, Moon,” Lane said firmly. “Tell the press you fired me. Tell them I’m incompetent. They’ll blame me for everything that’s gone wrong. This will deflect the criticism away from you. I’m doing this to save your presidency, Moon. Part of the job of a presidential adviser is to protect the president.” “You protect the president by quitting?” “Yes, if necessary.” I begged Lane to reconsider, but nothing I said would convince him to stay. When I realized that, I hugged Lane, we wished each other well, and he walked out of the Oval Office.”
Dan Gutman, The Kid Who Became President
“Yeah, if Mickey Mouse was a mass murderer.”
Dan Gutman, You Only Die Twice
“I don’t want to be a chicken. I don’t want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.”
Dan Gutman, Miss Small Is off the Wall!
“I knitted it myself,” Andrea said, “in my knitting class.” “How wonderful, Andrea!” said Miss Daisy. “A homemade present is so much nicer than something you buy in a store. A.J., what do you say to”
Dan Gutman, Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!
“We pulled a long rope to open the curtain.”
Dan Gutman, Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!
“But it’s not cool to laugh at your parents’ jokes, as you well know.”
Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

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