quotes by Scott Adams

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
— Scott Adams

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
— Scott Adams

"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
— Scott Adams

"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."
— Scott Adams

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? "
— Scott Adams

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto "
— Scott Adams

"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
— Scott Adams

"I get mail; therefore I am."
— Scott Adams

"The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th."
— Scott Adams

"If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy."
— Scott Adams

"Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there"
— Scott Adams

"What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it
means to do what you think you ought to do, then you’re
doing that already. If it means to act like you’re exempt
from society’s influence, that’s the worst advice in the
world; you would probably stop bathing and wearing clothes.
The advice to ‘be yourself’ is obviously nonsense. But our
brains accept this tripe as wisdom because it is more comfortable
to believe we have a strategy for life than to believe
we have no idea how to behave."
— Scott Adams (God's Debris: A Thought Experiment)