Jules Feiffer > Quotes

“Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?”
― Jules Feiffer

“I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underpriviledged was overused, I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime, but I have a great vocabulary.”
― Jules Feiffer

“We want playmates we can own”
― Jules Feiffer