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“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
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“I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.”
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“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”
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“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”
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“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.”
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“Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember.”
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“It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”
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“Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.”
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“A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.”
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tags: humor, pun
“Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.”
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“So little time and so little to do.”
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tags: humor
“I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.”
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“In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.”
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“I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me”
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“You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)”
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“There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.”
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“On Ira Gershwin:
I remember when he was given the manuscript of a novel written by a woman friend who had hopes of having it published. To his astonishment it turned out to be the dirtiest, most pornographic book he had ever read. When the lady mentioned that she intended to use a nom de plume, Ira suggested she call herself Henrietta Miller.”
Oscar Levant, The Unimportance Of Being Oscar
tags: humor
“When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.”
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“Ballet is the faeries' baseball”
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