quotes by Unknown

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
— Unknown

"Tell her she's you only one
When she's upset hold her tight
Play with her hair
Pick her up
Tickle her & Wrestle with her
Just talk to her
Bring her flowers just bcuz
Hold her hand
Let her fall asleep in you arms
Sing to her.
No matter how awful you sound
Get her mad at you then kiss her
Tell her she looks beautiful
When she's sad make her laugh
Coem up behind her & wrap your arms around her
Kiss her in the rain
Satand up for her
Never take her for graunted
Be true to her
Tell her you love her & mean it
Never let her go <3 <3 <3 <3 <3"
— Unknown

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Whoi will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.........
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats
Who holds your hand in front oif his friends
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make up on
One who is consaently reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU.......
The one who turns to his friends and says 'That's her'.........."
— Unknown

""When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there""
— Unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it."
— Unknown

""I am nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, I must be perfect!""
— Unknown

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
— Unknown

"Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: ”noh ss!w !”
it didnt make much sense until i read it upside down"
— Unknown

"Whatever is too stupid to say is sung."
— Unknown

"There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will."
— Unknown

""The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.""
— Unknown

"Strength does not come from winning. Your Struggles develop your strength. When you go through hardship and decide not to surrender, that is strength."
— Unknown

""When the world says give up. Hope whispers... try it one more time""
— Unknown

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everone can see it,but only you get the warm feeling that it brings..."
— Unknown

"The hardest thing to do in life is to watch the one you love, love someone else. "
— Unknown

"You've been charged in court
for stealin my heart.
Trespassing in my dreams
& robbing me of my senses.
You have been sentenced to
A lifetime with me
-HOW DO U PLEAD? "
— Unknown

"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."
— Unknown

"We could learn allot from crayons.Some are sharp,some are pretty,some are dull,while others are bright some have weird names,but they all learned how to live in the same box. "
— Unknown

""You know a generation has failed epicly when it's vampires...sparkle.""
— Unknown

"Some people are like slinkies – they aren't good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs..."
— Unknown

"Never be afraid to try something new... remember,
the Titanic was built by professionals,
but Noah's Ark was built by an amateur."
— Unknown

"Do we quit playing because we grow old,
or do we grow old because we quit playing?
"
— Unknown

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail "
— Unknown

"Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side..."
— Unknown

"Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money they don't generate much interest!"
— Unknown

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."
— Unknown

"There is no difference between happiness and sadness, except the content. They both will come; they both will go. It's what we do with them that makes the difference."
— Unknown

"Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays"
— Unknown

"I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?"
— Unknown

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
— Unknown

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beverage of choice in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "Woo hoo, what a ride!!""
— Unknown

"Somewhere between our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights, and all our jokes I fell in love with you.
"
— Unknown

"
The hardest thing in the universe is to hear the boy you love talk about the girl you wish you were."
— Unknown

"So there’s this boy and the way he laughs makes me smile, and the way he talks gives me butterflies, just everything about him makes me happy. I would introduce you but then you would fall in love with him too.

"
— Unknown

"Why do psychics have to ask you your name?"
— Unknown

"Best friends can do anything or nothing and still have the best time."
— Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
— Unknown

"Things will be okay in the end, if it's not okay, its not the end."
— Unknown

""Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Choose your words, for they become actions.
Understand your actions, for they become habits.
Study your habits, for they will become your character.
Develop your character, for it becomes your destiny."
"
— Unknown

"I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it."
— Unknown

"I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left."
— Unknown

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!"
— Unknown

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why they call it the present."
— Unknown

"Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece."
— Unknown

"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections."
— Unknown

""We are not human beings on a spiritual journey, we are spiritual beings on a human journey.""
— Unknown

"It is easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission."
— Unknown

"I laugh; because if I don't, I'll cry."
— Unknown

"To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world.
"
— Unknown

"We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
"
— Unknown