quotes by Wanda Sykes

"Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.""
— Wanda Sykes (Yeah, I Said It)

"white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit."
— Wanda Sykes

"Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. "
— Wanda Sykes (Yeah, I Said It)