quotes by Bob Hope

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
— Bob Hope

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
— Bob Hope

"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
— Bob Hope

"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
— Bob Hope

"My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"
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— Bob Hope

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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— Bob Hope

"When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. "
— Bob Hope

"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
— Bob Hope

"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. "
— Bob Hope

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
— Bob Hope

"People who throw kisses are hopelessley lazy."
— Bob Hope

"i realized how old i was when the candles cost more than the cake"
— Bob Hope

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. "
— Bob Hope

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
— Bob Hope

"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? "
— Bob Hope

"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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— Bob Hope (Don't Shoot, It's Only Me: Bob Hope's Comedy History of the United States)

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
— Bob Hope

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
— Bob Hope

"من همراه شش برادرم بزرگ شدم؛ اين‌طوری بود كه رقص ياد گرفتم: در انتظار خالی شدن توالت.
- باب هوپ / كمدين آمريكايی"
— Bob Hope

"Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage."
— Bob Hope

""People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.""
— Bob Hope