quotes by George Burns

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
— George Burns

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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— George Burns

""When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
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— George Burns

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
— George Burns

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
— George Burns

"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. "
— George Burns

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
— George Burns

"Say Goodnight Gracie."
— George Burns

""It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.""
— George Burns

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate"
— George Burns

"Young. Old. Just Words."
— George Burns