Will Christopher Baer > Quotes

“Multiple personalities. Don't freak out but I'm pretty sure I have them. Not a clinical thing, not a disease. But a distraction to be sure. There are maybe six or seven pretty concrete versions of myself knocking around in here and I mean it gets fucking crowded when everybody is drunk or talking at once.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Phineas Poe: Kiss Me/Judas/ Penny Dreadful/Hell's Half Acre

“And my life went to pieces, like a love letter in the rain.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“Sorrow is like the ocean and sometimes I wish my heart would stop. ”
― Will Christopher Baer

“Love is like a reptile, you cut off its tail and it grows another one." Kiss Me Judas”
― Will Christopher Baer

“A friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend to die on you.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Penny Dreadful

“Reality is in the business of killing off fiction.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Phineas Poe: Kiss Me/Judas/ Penny Dreadful/Hell's Half Acre

“I'm cold, Religiously cold.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Phineas Poe: Kiss Me/Judas/ Penny Dreadful/Hell's Half Acre

“He has the expression of someone who wishes the rain would stop.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“I think of animals in cages, pressed close against each other.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“Anything you can imagine is probably true. And the worst you can imagine is probably worth money.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Hell's Half Acre

“I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“Which do you prefer, she says. Sex or Violence?
I try to smile. What's the difference, really.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“Disappear, she says. I love that word.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“And who do you believe?
I don't believe anyone.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“Do you want to be famous?
No
There's something wrong with you, she says.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“I crouch beside her bed and stumble through the only prayer I know: now I lay me down to sleep and pray the Lord my soul to keep. It's a appropriate, I think. And still I feel worthless. I want to comfort her, to chase her fears into the snow. But sympathy is buried in me, like a stone in the belly of a goat. And the goat is the rare animal that will eat garbage. I hold her hand until she falls asleep, then steal fifty dollars from her purse.”
― Will Christopher Baer, Kiss Me, Judas

“I'm going to kill Jude this afternoon for fun, then eat my own putrid kidney for dinner.”
― Will Christopher Baer