quotes by Joey Comeau

"I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic."
— Joey Comeau (Lockpick Pornography)

"Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even."
— Joey Comeau