quotes by Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice."
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
— Bill Cosby

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
— Bill Cosby

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
— Bill Cosby

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
— Bill Cosby

"Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet."
— Bill Cosby

"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
— Bill Cosby

"Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. "
— Bill Cosby

"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
— Bill Cosby

"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
— Bill Cosby (Fatherhood)

"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."
— Bill Cosby

"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."
— Bill Cosby

"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. "
— Bill Cosby

"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
— Bill Cosby

"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time."
— Bill Cosby

"A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child."
— Bill Cosby

"The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now."
— Bill Cosby

"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."
— Bill Cosby

"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."
— Bill Cosby

"And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head..."
— Bill Cosby

"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."
— Bill Cosby

"A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise."
— Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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— Bill Cosby

"Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?"
— Bill Cosby

"The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine."
— Bill Cosby

"In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it."
— Bill Cosby

"gray hair is gods graffiti"
— Bill Cosby

"...it was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and sculpture, among the many other such creative means, that helped articulate the sufferings of [these] people that were heard around the globe."
— Bill Cosby

"I don't know what the key to success it, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
— Bill Cosby

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. "
— Bill Cosby

"When you become senile, you won't know it."
— Bill Cosby

"Parents don't want justice, they want peace!!"
— Bill Cosby

"The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now."
— Bill Cosby

"I don't know what the key to sucess is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone else."
— Bill Cosby

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. "
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. "
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
— Bill Cosby

"Always end the name of child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name with carry. "
— Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. "
— Bill Cosby

"Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. "
— Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
"
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
— Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
— Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
— Bill Cosby

"I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!"
— Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
— Bill Cosby