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“We declare you the new mayor!" declares the crowd.

what about the old mayor?" I'll ask.

I'm not the one with the big plans!" he'll say.”
― Bob Shea

“WHAT? Maybe you didn't hear exactly how big my plans are? Big enough to be PRESIDENT president!" I'll say.

But that's my job!" he'll say.
Look, are you a naysayer?" I'll say.
Do you say 'NAY'? I say."
Uh . . . no?" he'll say.

Then it's settled," I'll say.
You're third in charge, reporting directly to the mynah bird!”
― Bob Shea

“Listen up, BIG SHOTS, BIGWIGS, and MUCKETY-MUCKS! What am I dressed for?" I'll ask.
Success!" they'll yell.
And what do clothes make?" I'll ask.
The man!" they'll answer.

Then it should come as no surprise when I say,
I GOT BIG PLANS! BIG PLANS, I SAY!"

I'm in!" says the mynah bird.”
― Bob Shea