Marjorie M. Liu > Quotes

“I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live. ”
― Marjorie M. Liu, Tiger Eye

“He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, Inked

“Moscow was, as some said, the most beautiful mistress a man could ever want, but never cross her: like any good woman, she might just cut off your balls for the hell of it.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, Shadow Touch

“Expect the unexpected, my mother once said. Because the unexpected most certainly will be expecting you.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Iron Hunt

“Maxine,” Grant said, but I barely heard him. I was lost in that vision, in those emotions—the pain, and hunger for pain, forming the root of so much
agonized rage.
“ ‘Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate,’” I muttered.
“Yoda, from Star Wars?”
“ ‘Hate leads to suffering.’” I met his gaze. “Yoda knows his shit, man.”
Grant’s mouth crooked in a gentle smile.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Mortal Bone

“Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see Jesus.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, Darkness Calls

“Nothing so bad you need to be cruel. Tough, yes. You’ll have to kill, yes. But there’s a difference in the heart. One makes you mean. The other keeps you going.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Iron Hunt

“The good and the bad. It always happens together, and all you can do is press on. Press on. ”
― Marjorie M. Liu, Tiger Eye

“...she kept hoping Mulder and Scully would kiss each other well and good. Having a relationship vicariously through fantasy and excellent scripting was all Aggie had at the moment - and to be honest, it wasn't all that bad. Her imagination was always better than reality...”
― Marjorie M. Liu, Dark Dreamers

“Jesus, Dean. I don’t know why you have me around with her watching your back”
“You’re just jealous. But don’t worry. One day you too will have your very own little Amazon.”
“I’ll just settle for a woman.”
“If you’re lonely, you can have the inflatable sex doll Blue gave me for my birthday. I don’t want the two
of you to miss out on an opportunity for love.”
“You didn’t like her?”
“I wasn’t man enough to satisfy her cravings. I’m sure you’ll be different.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“Kidnappings, magic, long-lost love of my life. Nothing to rock the boat. All in a day’s work.”
“Of course,” he said dryly. “Which is why you’re calling me in the middle of the night while I’m on my
honeymoon.”
“Man, you’ve been married three months. The honeymoon is over. “
“Not until we leave Russia,” Artur said. “And never even after that.”
Which was like hearing the Incredible Hulk start talking like Gandhi.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“I am not a total pervert. Although, to be honest, consider the night we’ve been having. First handcuffs, and
now this? Way more kinky than I expected.”
“Please,” M’cal said. “Do not talk.”
“You like the strong and silent type, huh?”
“If you do not shut up, I will kill you with my voice.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“Fine. Which would you prefer to lose first? Your soul or your testicles?”
“You know, you’re just a bit obsessed with chopping off balls. Do you have issues with your masculinity?”
― Marjorie M. Liu, Soul Song

“I listened to the wind bury winter; and when I tasted his grace, his grace had no name; only, night became something else in his presence, as though darkness had a soul, here, swaying to heartbeats roaring.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Iron Hunt

“The demon leaned in, the brim of his hat close enough to touch. “You think we are so different, but we are the same, Hunter. We are the raging hosts and the masters of the dead, and when we command men to follow, they obey. And so it is the men of the earth who kill and maim, like a flock of birds copper red with blood, while we dance upon this world as great and mighty shadows. But we are merely the sword, Hunter, and only the sword. We must have a heart to wield us. Those are the terms, and we keep our bargains.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Iron Hunt

“The demon bowed his head. “There are many kinds of Hunts. It is what defines us, renews us. It is the same for you, Hunter. We are born in blood, and we will die in blood, but in the interim, we must put fire to our veins and find new paths to tread upon.” Tendrils of hair tapped his head. “Paths, up here.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Iron Hunt

“Come on. Let’s go and sit down. I need to have a beer and a nervous
breakdown.”
“Talk first, then breakdown. I want answers, not drool.”
“You used to love my drool.”
“Ha. You funny.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“So what’s all the fuss?” he asked instead. “Where’s all the shit coming from?”
Dean told him. He tried to make it concise, using flash words such as “fire” and “conspiracy” and “big
freakin’ shape-shifter,” and told Roland, too, about Miri and Robert and Kevin. The red jade.
“You’re both fucked,” Roland said. “Seriously. I’ll start arranging the funeral now.”
“I want a happy boss. Where’s the positive reinforcement?”
“Buried with Pollyanna in my backyard. Which is where you’ll be if you don’t play your cards right.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade

“How’s his appendix?”
“Like crap. They almost didn’t catch it in time, and he’s still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, being
doted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.”
“Maybeyou should rupture something.”
“Any more of these stories out of you and I just might. ”
― Marjorie M. Liu, The Red Heart of Jade