Michael P. Clutton > Quotes

“If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”
― Michael P. Clutton

“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.”
― Michael P. Clutton

“Spreading laughter is healthy and more fun than sex. Well... unless you do them at the same time.”
― Michael P. Clutton

“If your greatest expectation is living up to everyone else' expectations ~ don't expect to be successful.”
― Michael P. Clutton

“Having everything you want dropped into your lap doesn't guarantee you'll survive the impact.”
― Michael P. Clutton, JUICE: The Crimson Clone

“Laughter is contagious and I'm trying to start an epidemic.”
― Michael P. Clutton