Kim Harrington > Quotes

“The dumbass?" Justin asked.
"Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Listen, I gather you have a problem working with a psychic. Believe me, I don't like working with a jackass any better.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Gabriel Toscano. Damn. Even his name was sexy.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Did you know that ninety-eight percent of statistics are made up on the spot?”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Maybe she's suicidal? That's why she keeps inviting me to kill her?”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“That's my brother," I said. "Saving the world, one girl at a time.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Ugh. I was going for ‘crazy ex filled with hate" not "isn’t she cute when she’s mad?”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“He had a matching bandage on his head. We looked like two idiots who’d decided to have a head-butting competition”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“I had books and music and the ocean to swim in.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“I think the correct term for this was ‘pissing contest’, and though I was flattered, I didn’t have time for it.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Kissing Gabriel was like an exotic vacation.
Kissing Justing was like coming home again.
I wanted this.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“you can date every girl in town as far as I’m concerned. I hate you. I pray every night that you’ll fall victim to some strange and unusual castration accident.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“I pictured him in uniform. Let's just say the picture was...nice.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Clare. Give me a reason to stay.”
― Kim Harrington, Perception

“I knew about loyalty about putting family before all others. I'd already learned some things I'd do to protect my own. I'd withold infomation from the police. I'd use people. I'd lie. If pushed hard........how far would I go.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Yellow police tape stretched across the motel room door. I stood beside it, waiting for Mr. Stick-Up-His-Butt to finish up in the office.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Well, color me impressed.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Pass me the Academy Award. I don’t know how I did it, but hysterical-girl tears sprung from my eyes as I ran out of the room and down the grand staircase.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“But if they stripped all those labels off, people might be shocked to find a normal girl beneath. Who doesn’t want to spend her days on the defensive. Who wants what everyone else wants. To be loved.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Excitement in Eastport? Nay! But I had time to snoop around Nancy Drew style.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“come, fruit of my loins, we’re going for a walk.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“The gossip mill runs on estrogen.”
― Kim Harrington, Perception

“Please, someone tell me I wouldn‘t be that annoying if I had girlfriends.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Tiffany’s pale faced turned to green and I involuntarily took a step back, half expecting an Exorcist-style stream of vomit to shoot out of her gaping mouth.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“And you pretend to be stupid, which is completely disingenuous. Big word, but I know you know what it means.”
― Kim Harrington, Perception

“Humidity did terrible things to me. I‘d be much prettier if I lived in the desert.”
― Kim Harrington, Clarity

“Last Year Clare would have a lot to say to This Year Clare if she could have peeked into the future and seen me in Kendra Kiger's house. She'd probably slap me upside the head and say some variation of "Hey, Future Clare, wtf?”
― Kim Harrington, Perception

“Welcome to Lorelei's." A saleslady glided up to us. She had white foundation pancaked skin, and went heavy on the eyeliner and red lipstick. She wore a corset that barely contained...I'm gonna say it...her swelling bosom. If she had to sneeze, I was covering my eyes because even a slight cough could pop one of those suckers free.”
― Kim Harrington, Perception