quotes by Heather Brewer

"Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core."
— Heather Brewer (Eighth Grade Bites)

"Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine."
— Heather Brewer (Eighth Grade Bites)

"" Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!"

Vladimir Tod"
— Heather Brewer (Ninth Grade Slays)

""Do you believe i am the Pravus?"

Vladimir Tod "
— Heather Brewer (Ninth Grade Slays)

""this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod"
— Heather Brewer