Shalom Auslander > Quotes

“Oh no he does not! He does NOT read James Freaking Patterson. Our salvation - our provider…we must be out of our minds.

I happen to find Patterson thought provoking and suspenseful.

You what? Did you just say you find James Patterson thought provoking and suspenseful? Jesus Christ open your eyes! Are you so desperate to believe that you're defending James Patterson?!”
― Shalom Auslander