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“I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.”
Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
“Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.”
Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
“Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.”
Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
“My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.”
Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”
Amy Sedaris, Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People
“On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris ”
Amy Sedaris
“I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.”
Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
“I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.”
Amy Sedaris


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